Newgrounds Archive - The Problems of the Past, Today!

06/04/10 01:16 AM

GOOD LORD WHAT AM I GONA DO WITH ALL THESE STICKERS!?

Posted by: Aksumka

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT I HAD ALL THESE FUCKING OLD SCHOOL NG STICKERS!

THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE THESE ANYMORE!!!!
I'm not going to bother counting how many I have, but damn it have way too many!

TIME TO START GIVING SHIT AWAY AGAIN!
Want some old school NG stickers? Here's what you have to do:
- Join the BBS here (if you haven't already)
- Have an NG account
- Reach level 5 (20 posts)
- Live in the US (sorry rest of the world, I'll look into mailing out to you later if I remember)

Can't do that? No problem! Don't count yourself out just yet!
I'm still looking for a fuckton of old NG shit!
I don't care who you have to bend over backwards and fuck to get shit but DO IT!
- 2003 - 2004 layout elements (background images and stuff like that). Screen shots will work (if they don't suck) - CHECK ATTACHED IMAGE
- 2004 april fools anything (that I don't have)!
- Anything else that I can't think of or that someone else requests!

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, REQUEST IT HERE AND I'LL UPDATE THIS POST (if it's worth the time!)

ARE YOU STILL WORTHLESS EVEN AFTER ALL THIS!?
No you're not!
- Sign up date BEFORE ME! 8/26/03 IS THE CUT OFF!
- Know your old user ID number!! If you don't know how to get this, you don't get shit!

OH COME ON! NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A DOUCHE ABOUT THIS AK!
Play TF2? GREAT!
- Join AKs House
- And check out AKs TF2 Community Forums

HOLY HELL! HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THIS BULLSHIT FOR YOU AKSUMKA!?
Get this shit done before I go back to school at the END OF AUGUST!

OH HAI YOU GAVE ME STICKERS BEFORE! TOO BAD YOU WON'T GIVE THEM TO ME AGAIN!
- Could you be more wrong!? Seriously, I don't think so.
Since I have no real record of who I sent stickers to in the past, I'll send them to you anyway!
(HA! if you think I'll spend the time going through my 300 PMs over at NG! Man, come on guys!)

: Shit maybe after all this i'll get that update out!

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05/14/10 04:04 PM

Home for summer means updates!

Posted by: Aksumka

Well that's it! One more semester down (with a kick ass GPA of 3.5).

Now that I have plenty of time, I can get back to updating the site here! I'm not sure when I'll get around to pushing one out, but I'll try and get it done sometime this month. I'm planning on updating the normal pages (logos, images) and if I can remake that excel spreadsheet I lost I'll update the levels page too! I'll also try and add some pages, but I'm not sure where any of them stand and it does take a good amount of time to get one of them out.

So, any requests? I can't think of anything else to update or add so if you want something let me know!

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11/07/09 11:49 PM

Updates aplenty!

Posted by: Aksumka

Well I finally managed to get off my ass and get an update out!

Images got a nice little overhaul (just like the Pages a few weeks ago).
Also updated a few pages like: Halloween, Madness Day, and Past April fools! I plan on updating other pages soon!

Logos have been updated!

Over at the Pages section, you'll be happy to see I added a link to General under the NG BBS 2007 page!

Oh, and added Chinagrounds too. I plan on including a few more pages for chinagrounds one day.

Unrelated to the updates I have a question for you guys: Would you be interested in a Fan-Net like thing here on the NGA? I was thinking about adding a place for links of top sites to be shown across the site. Perhaps a good way to entice more activity?

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09/20/09 12:44 AM

Why I am an asshole...

Posted by: Aksumka

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/933528
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/979945
(took longer than expected to find those topics)

Twice has Tom typed out my name in a front page news post. He was even nice enough to send me $100 and a free tee shirt (randomly selected my ass, I had an exchange of PMs with him a few days before) to me. And how do I show my thanks? Let this site grind to a halt and hardly spend any time on NG. That's how.

For that I am an asshole.

What is my excuse? Well for one, I'm in college now. That's not a bad reason. But being in college didn't stop me from working on other things. Things like Tutorial Explosion, my tutorial site that is less active than a site that does not exist. My blog - built from a new notepad ++ file. But mostly, I've just been busy jerking off with TF2.

What does this mean and why am I posting this? I plan on changing a few things. I really want this site to be as it was back in the day. When people knew about it, when it went down and there were more than 3 different topics about it being down! One of these days I will push a decent update through. I don't think I'll be able to pull of anything so big it'd draw any more traffic, but at least it would be something. Right?

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